I hate these fucking critters are making me insane! I've tried everything to get eliminate these little pieces of shit. I've cleaned everything, I've fumigated every corner, but they just multiply. It's like a nightmare, I can't even sleep without checking for them. I'm starting to lose it.

I need help before they completely ruin me.

Goddamn Bed Bug Apocalypse

I woke up covered in bites. Itchy, burning, throbbing little welts all over my damn arms and legs. I figured it was mosquitos, you know? Happens every summer/fall. But then I saw them. Tiny, black specks scuttling across the mattress. I nearly puked.

The monsters had taken over my bedroom.

• My apartment was crawling with them.
• Every night was torture.
• Exterminators came and went, but the bugs just kept coming back

This was my personal hell.

Get This Fucking Thing Off My Skin!

Sometimes, you just need to scream. A painful sensation is crawling all over his skin and nothing seems to work it. The feeling intensifies until you're at your wit's end, ready to tear everything right off. This sounds like a swarm of ants, a thousand needles all attacking at once. Please get it fucking thing off my skin!

• Why does everything get to be so annoying?
• We just want some relief!

Fuck These Bed Bugs

I swear to God, if I see one more crawling menace in my apartment/house/bedroom, I'm gonna lose it/snap/scream. I've tried all the tricks in the book, but these little bastards are persistent. My I can't sleep, my itching like hell, and I'm about to explode. This pest infestation has got to be over.

• Eradicate these bugs
• Sleep again
• Peace and quiet

Damn Bed Bugs: The Curse of Modern Living

These little bastards are ruining our lives, man. They scurry into your apartment and bite on your life force. You wake up with swollen welts all over your body. It's more info a nightmare.

Trying to eliminate these things is like fighting a losing battle. You spray, you vacuum, you throw out your furniture, but they just laugh at you. It's enough to make you want to scream.

We want our lives back. Bed bugs are a real pain in the ass and something needs to be {done{ about it.

Get Outta Here, Damn Bed Bugs!

These little bugs are driving me crazy!! I woke up and now they're all over me. I {tried everything|killed a few| sprayed the whole place with bug spray but it's doing anything!! I don't know what to do! Help!

• How can I get rid of them?
• help!